Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Atheists why do you refuse to believe in the Gods of rock and roll?

you don't want to end up heading to Hell where they only have pop, rap and techno music, right?





May the Gods of rock and roll bless you with their holy guitar riffs.|||I do believe in the gods, well I should say God, of rock and roll.





There is only One True God, and His name is Heavy Metal Jesus. He saved me with his syncopated rhythms.|||CLAPTON.|||I assume you're referring to Elvis?





Praise Elvis!|||woah wtf?|||You've got it wrong...


Hell is Lawrence Welk, 24/7.|||haha i like the rock gods wouldnt really listen to there music but i like learning about them its fun.|||Because I support the God of Metal. \m/|||greetings oh mighty snow wolf. may the imps of japaneses techno haunt your enemies for ninety times nine lifetimes.


and anybody who refuses to acknowledge the gods of rock and roll for whatever reason deserves those little buggers, no?|||Muse is my only god.|||Heaven is one Massive Rave!|||Whose pantheon are we going by here, because I'm down with the Beatles, but I wouldn't give you a burning piss for Elvis.|||what??|||When I became an atheist, I even gave up on the bingo and slot gods.|||Its not that we refuse to believe in them. Its just that the Christian Muslim Jewish and Hindu gods suck so bad we can't pick favorites.





I mean, would you listen to a mix cd that had Lil' Wayne, T-Pain, Hannah Montana, Adam Lambert, the Jonas Brothers, Bayside, 36 Mafia, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, and Iron Maiden?





I think you'd throw the whole thing out....|||Did you write the book of love,


And do you have faith in God above,


If the Bible tells you so?


Do you believe in rock 'n roll,


Can music save your mortal soul,


And can you teach me how to dance real slow?





Oh, and there we were all in one place,


A generation lost in space


With no time left to start again.


So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick!


Jack flash sat on a candlestick


Cause fire is the devil's only friend.





Oh, and as I watched him on the stage


My hands were clenched in fists of rage.


No angel born in hell


Could break that satan's spell.


And as the flames climbed high into the night


To light the sacrificial rite,


I saw satan laughing with delight


The day the music died





He was singing,


"bye-bye, miss american pie."


Drove my chevy to the levee,


But the levee was dry.


Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye


And singin', "this'll be the day that I die.


"this'll be the day that I die."





I met a girl who sang the blues


And I asked her for some happy news,


But she just smiled and turned away.


I went down to the sacred store


Where I'd heard the music years before,


But the man there said the music wouldn't play.





And in the streets: the children screamed,


The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed.


But not a word was spoken;


The church bells all were broken.


And the three men I admire most:


The father, son, and the holy ghost,


They caught the last train for the coast


The day the music died.





And they were singing...|||because they suck ba\\s|||Where will they be playing Psychobilly?|||liquor is my only god|||well I obviously believe in the gods of rock and roll|||The Gods of Rock are a fact. And it turns out that you can join them.

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