Friday, September 9, 2011

How can I live the lifestyle of a famous rock and roll star on a limited budget?

I want it all...sex, drugs, rock, and roll. Also...I may need help on understanding what roll or rolling is. Thanks!|||Its just not possible.|||Well, according to college lingo, "rolling" means "to partake in MDMA/Ecstasy, chew on a pacifier to prevent yourself from biting your tongue while you're being all hyper, and playing with neon glow sticks in a dark space with loud thumping music."





If you want to save money, you can make a guitar out of a shoebox, rubber bands, and paper towel rolls. http://z.about.com/d/familycrafts/1/0/F/鈥?/a>





If you want drugs, you could eat a ton of Benedryl, or sniff some glue.





For the sex part...well, I'm sure if you just visit some college campuses, that won't be hard.





*NOTE: I do not partake in the "rolling."|||you may have to "down size" some things.








like instead of that huge hummer, get a toyota.





instead of the beautiful attractive woman. Get some cheap busch lite and smirnoff to make the cheaper girls a little more attractive|||it can be done on a low budget if you make the rite friends|||tryin too hard to imitate will only mk u look so tacky dude!





maybe u can jus do d sex..that must be easy.. offer great service..|||uhmmmm somethings can't be done with low limited budget , choose the right way, don't enter drugs in ur life , live it simple funny and entertaining ,,, other than that u'll regret it


happy life!

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